Marketing for florists, done with you.
You are a florist, not a marketer, and your best work happens with your hands full. We turn your flowers into a month of posts that sound like you, a website you own, and a Google presence that gets you found locally. You send a few photos and approve. That is it.

You are brilliant with flowers. The marketing is the bit that slips.
Your best work happens with your hands full and your phone in the drawer. But a wedding lead, a Mother's Day rush or a walk in who found you on Google all start online, on the days you have the least time to be there.
We turn what you already do into a presence that brings people in. A photo of a finished bouquet becomes a post that sounds like you. Your seasonal stems become a reason to visit. Your Google listing gets you found when someone nearby searches for a florist. You send a few pictures, you approve, and the rest happens quietly in the background.
Built around a florist's year
Weddings, funerals, Valentine's, Mother's Day and Christmas: the calendar that actually runs a flower shop is baked in, so the right message goes out at the right time without you having to plan it.
We are doing exactly this with a real flower shop right now. Read what we are building for Cottage Flowers, in the open and honest about being early.
Already in the plan
The peak weeks that make a flower shop's year are built in, so you are never scrambling to post the week before Valentine's.
The bits that never get done.
Posting slips
When the shop is full, social is the first thing to go quiet.
A rented, dated site
Your website is on someone else's platform and looks it.
Reviews go unasked
Your happiest customers would leave one, if only you asked.
Beautiful work, unseen
You make lovely things all day that nobody online ever sees.
Your whole local presence, handled.
You keep doing what you love. We quietly keep you visible, so the leads, the walk ins and the wedding enquiries keep coming.
Posts in your voice from the photos you already take, a website you actually own, and a Google presence that gets you found by people nearby. All of it running in the background, all of it yours.
- Posts in your voice, from your own photos
- A modern website you own outright
- Found in your town when people search
- You approve everything, always
Simple, honest pricing.
Four separate products, not a tier ladder. Take one, take all four, add or drop any of them whenever you like. The price is the price.
Phat Social
Live now
- Your whole social presence, sounding like you
- A month of posts from just a few photos
- Approve everything in minutes a week
Phat Studio
New
- Product shots, graphics and reels, made for you
- A phone photo in, polished content out
- All in your brand, ready to post
Phat Operations
On the way
- Reviews: ask, gather and reply
- One tidy inbox for every message
- Branded invoices and proposals
Phat Websites
In build
- A fast, modern site you own, on your own domain
- Unlimited changes, hosting included
- £125/month with a shop. Build is £200 to move your site, £350 for a redesign
Florist questions
Do you understand flowers?
We build the AI on your shop, your styles and your words, so it talks like a florist who knows your work, not a generic template.
How many photos do you need?
A handful goes a long way. A quick batch from your phone is enough for a week or more of posts.
Do I own everything?
Yes. Your site, your accounts, your content, your customers. No lock-in.
See 3 posts, made for your shop, free.
Send us three photos and we will show you exactly what we would post. No cost, no catch.
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